The 2023-2024 Skits

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Stephanie Gallent (‘24)

President

Stephanie enjoys giving human names to things that aren’t human. She is good at crossword puzzles, but not the hard ones. For some reason, she has all the world capitals memorized. Her prized possession is her Ben and Jerry’s t-shirt. Please compliment her on it! Watch Steph be elderly in Monster Truck Mahjong.

Kat martin (‘25)

Kat is a sophomore studying god knows what, god knows where (Philosophy, Politics, and Psych - don’t ask her about it, once she starts there’s no saying she’ll stop). She has a number of accolades to her comedic name: most notably, eating a ghost pepper on a “do it you won’t” dare, when nobody…. Not a single soul told her that; breaking into British accents in front of professors and having them inquire, “where abouts in the UK are you based?”; and hugging NAY **koala-ing** strangers that she thinks she’s met.

GABBY NAASSANA (‘25)

Gabby has a PhD. Ask her about it!

Watch Gabby do trust falls in Trust Tour.

lucy jones (‘26)

Call me Ishmael.

viv yellen (‘27)

i am NOT related to Janet Yellen, please don’t ask. i also really like cool maps and niche Spotify playlists

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ariel stern (‘25)

Vice President

21, 5’5”, uncut.

Watch Ariel in Breakup Announcers.

Rory Paltridge (‘26)

treasurer

Definitely not 4 lemurs puppeting in a skin suit. No need to check for zippers either.

VIOLET GOODING (‘25)

PR Chair

Violet is a sophomore in the College of Arts and Sciences. When she was eleven years old, she saw a half-costumed clown sitting alone on the night train from New York to New Jersey and playing Candy Crush for the whole two hour ride. She thinks about him daily. Watch her play a morally ambiguous game show host in Real! Or! Plastic!

SHAMUS ENDRIES (‘25)

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Watch Shamus as Timothee Chalamet in He’s Always Soaking Wet.

Eva Egeghy (‘26)

Eva writes comedy in her notes app and non-comedy also in her notes app. She is most well known for being one of Cher Lloyd’s top 100 listeners and wearing brown eyeliner. Her mom says black eyeliner is too teeny-bopper.

aaron chin (‘27)

Village idiot. Professional jackass. How he still is alive and out of federal prison, the world will never know. Aaron loves to f**** around and find out. He’s also a huge audio drama fanatic when not drowning in the mechanical engineering courseload.